Good bye fellow people. I am ending this blog.......and starting a new one!
It is called Ocala Artist.
At least I hope it is not taken.
Bye bye Fit kitty!
-Alexandra Clarke
Monday, February 17, 2014
Thursday, February 13, 2014
Bye bye!
As you can see from the title, I am leaving. But not for good! Only until Sunday. I am leaving to a place with roller coaster fun, and walking times. I can't really tell you, but you will find out when I get back from the names of the coasters. No fact or Gif today. I am just saying goodbye my salty french fries......
Okay. I am going to be having long hours at the park, so there really is no way to blog when I am tired. But I'm SOOO excited!
Also, we are not bringing a laptop, just the kindle fire which DESPISES me with every word I type in.
So, no blogging.
Also, when I get back, you guys will be seeing a whole new and improved blog of Fit Kitty. I will be posting very dramatic and cute pictures, recipes, and more stories then ever before. I will write for the sense of doing it. Not just to tell you what I did in Animal Crossing.
I will also post pictures or drawings of my cute comics. I am TRYING to learn how to draw anime and stuff. Especially Pikachu.
I feel like I need to start making this blog a place to chat, and to look at sweet, awesome things that make you wanna party.
Anyhoo, that is what YOU guys will be seeing when I get back.
But for now, goodbye sweet, sweet donuts. I will see you when I get back.
FACT: I am going to be super sad..................
BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Okay. I am going to be having long hours at the park, so there really is no way to blog when I am tired. But I'm SOOO excited!
Also, we are not bringing a laptop, just the kindle fire which DESPISES me with every word I type in.
So, no blogging.
Also, when I get back, you guys will be seeing a whole new and improved blog of Fit Kitty. I will be posting very dramatic and cute pictures, recipes, and more stories then ever before. I will write for the sense of doing it. Not just to tell you what I did in Animal Crossing.
I will also post pictures or drawings of my cute comics. I am TRYING to learn how to draw anime and stuff. Especially Pikachu.
I feel like I need to start making this blog a place to chat, and to look at sweet, awesome things that make you wanna party.
Anyhoo, that is what YOU guys will be seeing when I get back.
But for now, goodbye sweet, sweet donuts. I will see you when I get back.
FACT: I am going to be super sad..................
BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wednesday, February 12, 2014
What goes around comes around again.......again.......again........and again!
What up peeps! I am currently in for a full blast headache! I get one when I am staring at the computer screen. My school work is kinda backfiring on me. My teachers are like, "Alexandra Clarke doesn't need us NOW does she? She does? I don't care."
I'm sure it's not EXACTLY like that.
Do you guys ever have a random stomachache that makes you feel like you wanna vomit? I have that right now. It feels absolutely TERRIBLE. It goes around, then comes back again and again!
Oh! I have some excellent news. I was playing Animal Crossing, and I went to Able Sisters, right? And I always stop bye to buy hats and stuff. And to talk to Sable. Guess what caught my eye? PILOT SHADES!!!! I was all like: "Irish Jig! Dance! WOOHOO!!!!"
So, I asked Mable how much it was, and she said: "Oh! 2,400 bells!"
.........Aw heck no...........
Well! I already had 1,435 bells. So I just fished and sold some shells to Tom Nook. He was like: "Why don't you stay and buy some of my stuff?"
No Tom Nook. Just NO.
Now, I had 4,000 bells. I ran back to Able Sisters and bought pilot shades, and a Comfy Sweater! I had 1,345 or something left. Now, I am ROCKING those shades.
"They see me rolling, they hatin'....'
Aw that's right! *Breaks down into Hip Hop dance*
Speaking of Hip Hop, I watched the episode before the Nationals episode in Dance Moms. It was very intense for Paige and Brooke. Poor Paige forgot her solo because she was so nervous. At least she looked beautiful from what she completed. I look back to the episode in season 1 when she was 10! Now she is around 13. *Tears up* They grow up so fast! Especially Brooke. 16 years old already! Wowzaas!
Anyway. I slept like a log covered in dirt. Does that makes sense? I won't say I slept like a baby because babies wake up during the night screaming and crying. So, no I did not sleep like that.
I hope Cathy from Candy Apples Dance Center goes down 69 feet into the ground! Bye bye, sweet nothing!
It was like one of the episodes from season 3. "We are gonna beat you down!" Says Cathy.
"The winner is....Abby Lee Dance Company!"
Cathy: *silence*
TAKE THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MWA HA HA HA!!!! *Coughs*
Do you get that really squeaky voice when you see your pets? I do. As soon as I step through the door, my cats and Addie are like: "HIII!!! FEED ME!"
And I'm all like: "AWWW!!!!!!" In a really high voice.
*Cats and Addie's ears flatten*
Well, goodbye and good riddance! I am so just kidding. Here is a fact and 2 GIFs cause I am the master of awesomeness. *Walks away from huge explosion*
(With Pilot shades on)
FACT:You need to step on the pedal of a car pass 70 miles per hour to outrun the fastest tornadoes.
(I got this fact from Tornado-Facts.com)
I'm sure it's not EXACTLY like that.
Do you guys ever have a random stomachache that makes you feel like you wanna vomit? I have that right now. It feels absolutely TERRIBLE. It goes around, then comes back again and again!
Oh! I have some excellent news. I was playing Animal Crossing, and I went to Able Sisters, right? And I always stop bye to buy hats and stuff. And to talk to Sable. Guess what caught my eye? PILOT SHADES!!!! I was all like: "Irish Jig! Dance! WOOHOO!!!!"
So, I asked Mable how much it was, and she said: "Oh! 2,400 bells!"
.........Aw heck no...........
Well! I already had 1,435 bells. So I just fished and sold some shells to Tom Nook. He was like: "Why don't you stay and buy some of my stuff?"
No Tom Nook. Just NO.
Now, I had 4,000 bells. I ran back to Able Sisters and bought pilot shades, and a Comfy Sweater! I had 1,345 or something left. Now, I am ROCKING those shades.
"They see me rolling, they hatin'....'
Aw that's right! *Breaks down into Hip Hop dance*
Speaking of Hip Hop, I watched the episode before the Nationals episode in Dance Moms. It was very intense for Paige and Brooke. Poor Paige forgot her solo because she was so nervous. At least she looked beautiful from what she completed. I look back to the episode in season 1 when she was 10! Now she is around 13. *Tears up* They grow up so fast! Especially Brooke. 16 years old already! Wowzaas!
Anyway. I slept like a log covered in dirt. Does that makes sense? I won't say I slept like a baby because babies wake up during the night screaming and crying. So, no I did not sleep like that.
I hope Cathy from Candy Apples Dance Center goes down 69 feet into the ground! Bye bye, sweet nothing!
It was like one of the episodes from season 3. "We are gonna beat you down!" Says Cathy.
"The winner is....Abby Lee Dance Company!"
Cathy: *silence*
TAKE THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MWA HA HA HA!!!! *Coughs*
Do you get that really squeaky voice when you see your pets? I do. As soon as I step through the door, my cats and Addie are like: "HIII!!! FEED ME!"
And I'm all like: "AWWW!!!!!!" In a really high voice.
*Cats and Addie's ears flatten*
Well, goodbye and good riddance! I am so just kidding. Here is a fact and 2 GIFs cause I am the master of awesomeness. *Walks away from huge explosion*
(With Pilot shades on)
FACT:You need to step on the pedal of a car pass 70 miles per hour to outrun the fastest tornadoes.
(I got this fact from Tornado-Facts.com)
Tuesday, February 11, 2014
I got that summer time sadness.........
Do you guys know what I mean? It is FREAKING 90 degrees where I am! It is super duper hot. It feels like summertime. Well, I have to deal with it. My wardrobe contains of shirts,tank tops,and shorts.
Dance Moms is getting really intense. It's kinda funny how mad they get when they are discussing about their children. And, ya know, some F-bombs and S-bombs and the 'B' word.
I'd have to say my favorite mom is Christi. No, not Kristi, CHRISTI.
She is really funny, and she has one heck of a mouth on her. Chloe, I think is my favorite.
Anyway, I am really tired. I am sleepy, and I have a headache. From what you may ask? A few dark clouds hanging over us....and MATH!!! I need to go play some Animal Crossing.
It calms me down for some odd reason.
As you many of you know, The Walking Dead appeared last night after the long month waiting from the Mid Season finale. You wanna here something funny? I didn't see the mid season finale 'cause.......first my dad, then my brother, and then my OTHER brother told what happened. So, I didn't feel like watching because I already knew what happened. Not fun at all.
The only shows I watch are:
1. Community
2. Dance moms
3. SOMETIMES the Walking Dead.
I watch more Youtube videos then T.V
I was really radiant this morning, you wanna know why?
1. WatchUsLiveAndStuff updated!
2. I was in my big Leather Chair!!!
3. My cat, Trigger, snuggled in my lap and watched with me.
Yes! It was a very successful morning. My hair decided to play nice today.
I mean, I have naturally wavy or straight brownish blonde hair, and it likes to curl up a lot. Let's just say that I braid my hair every night. And during the day, it is a pony tail.
Well, I gotta run away and get sucked up by a Tornado. (My worst nightmare)
Bye! I will leave you a couple GIFs and a fact. Bye! Love ya!!!
FACTS:
Dance Moms is getting really intense. It's kinda funny how mad they get when they are discussing about their children. And, ya know, some F-bombs and S-bombs and the 'B' word.
I'd have to say my favorite mom is Christi. No, not Kristi, CHRISTI.
She is really funny, and she has one heck of a mouth on her. Chloe, I think is my favorite.
Anyway, I am really tired. I am sleepy, and I have a headache. From what you may ask? A few dark clouds hanging over us....and MATH!!! I need to go play some Animal Crossing.
It calms me down for some odd reason.
As you many of you know, The Walking Dead appeared last night after the long month waiting from the Mid Season finale. You wanna here something funny? I didn't see the mid season finale 'cause.......first my dad, then my brother, and then my OTHER brother told what happened. So, I didn't feel like watching because I already knew what happened. Not fun at all.
The only shows I watch are:
1. Community
2. Dance moms
3. SOMETIMES the Walking Dead.
I watch more Youtube videos then T.V
I was really radiant this morning, you wanna know why?
1. WatchUsLiveAndStuff updated!
2. I was in my big Leather Chair!!!
3. My cat, Trigger, snuggled in my lap and watched with me.
Yes! It was a very successful morning. My hair decided to play nice today.
I mean, I have naturally wavy or straight brownish blonde hair, and it likes to curl up a lot. Let's just say that I braid my hair every night. And during the day, it is a pony tail.
Well, I gotta run away and get sucked up by a Tornado. (My worst nightmare)
Bye! I will leave you a couple GIFs and a fact. Bye! Love ya!!!
FACTS:
- The most powerful Tornadoes occur in the United States.
- A typical tornado only lasts for a few minutes.
Monday, February 10, 2014
100 PAGE VIEWS!!!!!! Is that a big deal?
I don't know about YOU guys, but I am so excited for this week! I am going to a nice, awesome, FUN FILLED place you will never know about. HE HE EH EH EH.
Why did that turn into a Rhianna song?
"Under my Umbrella-ella-ella eh eh eh.."
Anyway, so, I am getting some stuff wrapped up and I am NOT looking at cute kitties.....I am not. *Giggles Nervously*
So, I know yesterday was a really boring blog. I was tired, and I just wanted to eat Orange sherbert and watch funny kitty vines. And guess what? That Orange sherbert turned out to be sweetened with SPLENDA!! No! I just wanted to eat something that does not cause cancer!
So, Saturday was a pretty fun day! Did I tell you what I did? Let me check......
No! I didn't. So, after getting sour candy and a new brush....I basically helped my mom do some stuff around the house like laundry and cleaning out her closet. I got a really cool pink jacket from her closet. I don't know why I am so in lurve with it. Because it's soft?
I also cleaned out my closet and made a bag of some TIGHT clothes! I looked like a............monkey?
I have to tell you something that will knock your butt off. So, my cat Trigger has a problem. (Its not life threatening.)
He sucks on earlobes and fingers because he thinks milk is gonna spurt out. (like a nipple:)
My dad wants us to stop letting him do it, so we stop right?
He got really made. When he tried to suck on my finger a few days ago, I didn't let him. And then guess what? He starts to lick my comforter. Really Trigger? Well, he was taken away from his mom when he and his brother were a 2 weeks old. They are black and white. I NEED to get a picture of them and Addie up here now!
As you can see, the title is going to explain it all. I got 100 PAGE VIEWS! *Booty bumps computer*
I am so ecstatic, it is hard to complete this dance!
But then I think.........is this really important? Maybe. To me it is. It means people are looking at my blog!!!!!!! If they commented (Hint Hint Hint....) *Wiggles eyebrows and twirls mustache maniacally*
I got that from my brother. So, thanks! I give you guys each an imaginary kitty! (Or doggy)
Well, the rest of today is going to be working, running outside, going home, doing the treadmill, taking a shower, and watching Dance Moms! (And eating and sleeping. And WatchUsLiveAndStuff watching.)
Well, I don't know what else to write about.........meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow......................................That is what my cats would do.
So, I guess that is it! I'm gonna give you guys a GIF and a fact.
OH! Also, I watched, like, 5 episodes of Dance Moms. The last episode I watched was called: "Gone Abby Gone."
That episode blew my mind. Really. Mind blown. *Brain explodes into pink juice*
Abby was not accepting Kelly back in her studio the episode before, and the episode after, she left Gianna to do all the dirty work. She was being kinda mean. But, so was Leslie. I wish Payton was there, but not Leslie. :)
Ok! I will give you the fact and the GIF. Bye bye birdy birdy bird big ball banger?
FACT: There are over 23,000 different kinds of trees in the world.
Why did that turn into a Rhianna song?
"Under my Umbrella-ella-ella eh eh eh.."
Anyway, so, I am getting some stuff wrapped up and I am NOT looking at cute kitties.....I am not. *Giggles Nervously*
So, I know yesterday was a really boring blog. I was tired, and I just wanted to eat Orange sherbert and watch funny kitty vines. And guess what? That Orange sherbert turned out to be sweetened with SPLENDA!! No! I just wanted to eat something that does not cause cancer!
So, Saturday was a pretty fun day! Did I tell you what I did? Let me check......
No! I didn't. So, after getting sour candy and a new brush....I basically helped my mom do some stuff around the house like laundry and cleaning out her closet. I got a really cool pink jacket from her closet. I don't know why I am so in lurve with it. Because it's soft?
I also cleaned out my closet and made a bag of some TIGHT clothes! I looked like a............monkey?
I have to tell you something that will knock your butt off. So, my cat Trigger has a problem. (Its not life threatening.)
He sucks on earlobes and fingers because he thinks milk is gonna spurt out. (like a nipple:)
My dad wants us to stop letting him do it, so we stop right?
He got really made. When he tried to suck on my finger a few days ago, I didn't let him. And then guess what? He starts to lick my comforter. Really Trigger? Well, he was taken away from his mom when he and his brother were a 2 weeks old. They are black and white. I NEED to get a picture of them and Addie up here now!
As you can see, the title is going to explain it all. I got 100 PAGE VIEWS! *Booty bumps computer*
I am so ecstatic, it is hard to complete this dance!
But then I think.........is this really important? Maybe. To me it is. It means people are looking at my blog!!!!!!! If they commented (Hint Hint Hint....) *Wiggles eyebrows and twirls mustache maniacally*
I got that from my brother. So, thanks! I give you guys each an imaginary kitty! (Or doggy)
Well, the rest of today is going to be working, running outside, going home, doing the treadmill, taking a shower, and watching Dance Moms! (And eating and sleeping. And WatchUsLiveAndStuff watching.)
Well, I don't know what else to write about.........meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow......................................That is what my cats would do.
So, I guess that is it! I'm gonna give you guys a GIF and a fact.
OH! Also, I watched, like, 5 episodes of Dance Moms. The last episode I watched was called: "Gone Abby Gone."
That episode blew my mind. Really. Mind blown. *Brain explodes into pink juice*
Abby was not accepting Kelly back in her studio the episode before, and the episode after, she left Gianna to do all the dirty work. She was being kinda mean. But, so was Leslie. I wish Payton was there, but not Leslie. :)
Ok! I will give you the fact and the GIF. Bye bye birdy birdy bird big ball banger?
FACT: There are over 23,000 different kinds of trees in the world.
Sunday, February 9, 2014
YOGA was hard! Really painful.
Hi elephant stormers! I am currently super sore and tired from my yoga. Yoga was really hard. Instead of the real yoga instructor, there was a substitute. She did different moves than the other teacher, including one called the downward dog. It hurt. I am flexible, but not that flexible. So, after that my mom and I swam, and had Subway. Let me tell you something. Never EVER use a combination lock for your locker. I was on it for 15 minutes.
I am not gonna write that much because NOTHING happened! I am so sure that tomorrow is going to be very eventful. I'm just really tired. So, here is a fact and a GIF and.......2 more gifs cause I am awesome. BYEEE!!!!! *Flies away*
FACT: If someone calls you a chicken, don't be offended. It means you are powerful and protective.
I am not gonna write that much because NOTHING happened! I am so sure that tomorrow is going to be very eventful. I'm just really tired. So, here is a fact and a GIF and.......2 more gifs cause I am awesome. BYEEE!!!!! *Flies away*
FACT: If someone calls you a chicken, don't be offended. It means you are powerful and protective.
Saturday, February 8, 2014
Saturday fitness sadness;(
Hello fellow kittens! And today, NOTHING went on. NOTHING. My parents were out the whole day thrift shopping. Ya know, poppin' some tags! (Bad reference from the song 'Thrift Shop')
I am so sorry Macklemore.
Anywayzas, I did the dishes, watched Dance Moms, I drew and I wrote.....and that is about it. My dad got me sour candy! I am in lurvvee with it. It tastes like HEAVEN!
I read also! This book about animals. It is super cute though. With the pictures and stuff.
Tomorrow, my mom and I are going to do some YOGA, and then some swimming! It can probably make up for today because......let's face it. I did nothing that had to do with fitness. I was a fat, lazy slob:)
Why did I put a smiley face on the end of slob? That proves of how much of a person I am. I kinda lack in the perfectionist department. *Smiley face*
I did brush my teeth, wash my face, brushed my hair, and got dressed for your information! Does knee leggings, fuzzy socks, and a long sleeved shirt count? I did put on some deodorant.
I am so sad. *Wipes away stray tear* My favorite, absolute FAVORITE candle died today. It's flavor was.........*Gasps*...........Strawberry cheesecake.
WAH! It smelled so good! I was on my own little island with that smell.
Do any of you guys read fanfiction? I used to. Like, I was addicted to it for a while. I read Maximum Ride and...............maximum ride......and more maximum ride. Yeah. I even made a profile called........wait, you guys do not care. I'm not gonna tell you.....*Smug smile*
I did write some songfics for Maximum Ride.
Then, I read a really gross story, then I killed my profile. UGH! It was pretty weird.
Oh! Did I tell you guys about my Peter Rabbit stuffed animal collection?
*Hears cricket noises*
I guess not. So, I made a little cubby for my collection. I have Peter Rabbit, a frog, mouse, rabbit, rabbit, and a rabbit! I also have some books and little ceramics of Peter Rabbit. It's cool. And yes, part of my bed is filled with stuffed animals. (Like Stitch for example)
Stitch is my favorite Disney character. I have a poster of the first movie cover in my room.
It's my favorite movie.............aside from Valentines Day.
Random shout out to Kalel!!! (WatchUsLiveAndStuff)
And Frilly+Fancy
If you are reading this Kalel, I absolutely look up to you:)
Anyway.....I guess that is it. I will update tomorrow! Talk to you later. *Holds up cats* BYE!!!
FACT: Did you know that a mosquito bite is not the bug BITING you, it is the SALIVA left over.
P.S Yes, I know this is out of date. PIKA PIKA!
I am so sorry Macklemore.
Anywayzas, I did the dishes, watched Dance Moms, I drew and I wrote.....and that is about it. My dad got me sour candy! I am in lurvvee with it. It tastes like HEAVEN!
I read also! This book about animals. It is super cute though. With the pictures and stuff.
Tomorrow, my mom and I are going to do some YOGA, and then some swimming! It can probably make up for today because......let's face it. I did nothing that had to do with fitness. I was a fat, lazy slob:)
Why did I put a smiley face on the end of slob? That proves of how much of a person I am. I kinda lack in the perfectionist department. *Smiley face*
I did brush my teeth, wash my face, brushed my hair, and got dressed for your information! Does knee leggings, fuzzy socks, and a long sleeved shirt count? I did put on some deodorant.
I am so sad. *Wipes away stray tear* My favorite, absolute FAVORITE candle died today. It's flavor was.........*Gasps*...........Strawberry cheesecake.
WAH! It smelled so good! I was on my own little island with that smell.
Do any of you guys read fanfiction? I used to. Like, I was addicted to it for a while. I read Maximum Ride and...............maximum ride......and more maximum ride. Yeah. I even made a profile called........wait, you guys do not care. I'm not gonna tell you.....*Smug smile*
I did write some songfics for Maximum Ride.
Then, I read a really gross story, then I killed my profile. UGH! It was pretty weird.
Oh! Did I tell you guys about my Peter Rabbit stuffed animal collection?
*Hears cricket noises*
I guess not. So, I made a little cubby for my collection. I have Peter Rabbit, a frog, mouse, rabbit, rabbit, and a rabbit! I also have some books and little ceramics of Peter Rabbit. It's cool. And yes, part of my bed is filled with stuffed animals. (Like Stitch for example)
Stitch is my favorite Disney character. I have a poster of the first movie cover in my room.
It's my favorite movie.............aside from Valentines Day.
Random shout out to Kalel!!! (WatchUsLiveAndStuff)
And Frilly+Fancy
If you are reading this Kalel, I absolutely look up to you:)
Anyway.....I guess that is it. I will update tomorrow! Talk to you later. *Holds up cats* BYE!!!
FACT: Did you know that a mosquito bite is not the bug BITING you, it is the SALIVA left over.
P.S Yes, I know this is out of date. PIKA PIKA!
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